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Gangster Granny

Big up to my grandfather who fathered eight-plus kids with my grandmother. He is the only man my grandmother ever been with in 50-plus years, never been with another man. During that time, he got my grandmother's cousin pregnant and fathered a son. He also breed the next door neighbour four times and she bring the kids. The worst part about it is that my grandfather's kids can't hide so they all look alike, so when she was denying that my grandfather was not the father, it could not hide, and nobody never see har wid no man. When my grandmother find out she beat the next-door neighbor every day! The cousin up the street also get her beating every time she walk past the yard, which was multiple times a week because she had to walk past our yard to get to hers. My grandmother is a trip, she is still alive now and sometime she will say she still should a beat them now.

DWL ... Yuh a granny a real gangsta enuh ... a beat off di woman dem fi har man.

Cyaan Tief Granny House!

When my grandmother was buying her house she had to put her friend's name on the deed to get the house. Several years after that she paid off the house. She approached her friend and asked her to take her name off the deed, the friend refused. After asking too many times my grandmother invited her an her husband to the house. She asked her in front of her husband to take her name off the deed, she once again refused. My granny say to the both of them "any how you no take your name off the deed, mi a go come a you church Sunday morning come drop mi draazz in front of the congregation". After that meeting the friend removed her name from the deed.

Waaaiiiee!! Di fren is a damn tief an wicked. Yuh granny smart fi first figure out what was really important to di fren, den mek she know she woulda done har wicked inna har church. Serve har right! Ole nastiniss!!

Anneda Gangsta Granny

Raga, my grandfada did deh wid two sista an my granny did a hear bout dem. One day my granny happen to catch him an one a di woman. Wen mi granfada si mi granny a come up di street wit har ratchet knife him run lef di woman go hide behind waan zinc fence a peep pan mi granny a tek it to di woman! Poor woman get a assen an' him hide fi bout a week nobody nuh see him. All him a do a sen message.

Lawd Jeezas ... Massa God ... if yuh nuh busy.

Tiefing Gyal

Raga, mi waan yuh loud up di slabba badi girl from Whitehall whe nu stop tief from har granny. Raga, yuh know how old ooman sometimes keep money in their bras? Well, a deh so di granny keep ALL har money. Yuh know di dutty tiefing gyal go inna har granny brassiere when di ooman a sleep and TIEF di MONEY. Dis girl a gwaan bad, and nobody nu trust har. She all try tief har younger sister phone and get ketch.

Raga, she naasy too, har older son is three, and mi know say di first pampas that baby did wear STILL park up inna har yaad. Tell di naaasy gyal fi lowe har granny money. God goin charge har.

Slabba badi gyal from Whitehall, stap rob yuh granmada!! Slabba badi gyal weh shape like dutty wata inna road goh gi back yuh granny har money!! Yuh a wicked!! How yuh fi a tief fram yuh granny??!! Yuh come een like John Crow Afta-Birth!!

Cho!!

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