"...For when mi check it out lawd noweh no better dan yaad" singing in my head! Man I just love that song and right now it was rinsing in my head! Yes my people my people (Empress style) I'm back in Jamaica!

Mi reach! Mi land! Mi deh yah! I have arrived my friends how unuh stay? I can't tell you how excited I am to be back. Fi real mi did miss unuh. What unuh never know? Well now you do I love my Jamaican people cause unuh entertaining bad, naturally!

Anyway one of the first place mi did go when I came home was Ms Shades Ocho Rios 2015. Mi normally go every year cause of the excitement that normally happens there. On Saturday it was no different.

Can't improve

It's a yearly show going on for five years so you know at some point things or shall I say some acts get boring lol! For example Mr James Brown, you can't improve in your craft sir? (raised eyebrow) like for real all these years though you been doing the same act over and over again!

Come on man change it up, fix it up so it can turn up! People get tired of seeing the same thing and while we on that note big up to Ms Kimberly on wearing the same gown from two year ago!!! (straight face) Really you thought no one would remember it.

Then suppose you did win they would have two pic of you looking the same, OMG?!! That's not so smart at all. Talking about smart you had some real intelligent girls amongst the group last night! No man for real, lol, what you think all exotic dancers were dunce? Although I think some of them were too ambitious in what they wanted to become when introducing themselves. Hello? It's my opinion! Yes I believe I can fly and dreams do come true and age is just a number and all that bs! But girl If you want to become a lawyer or teacher or whatever and after 3-4-5 years you still working that pole and not even going to school to get an education..???

Nothing wrong

With a wave of the hand ... Chile bye! Who are you trying to fool?! Now don't get me wrong in my eyes nothing wrong with being a dancer cause Usher said it best, "because you work on the pole that don't make you a (I'm not sure if I can say that word here but you know the song lol)!

Now what a way D'Angel she tear up the stage chuck off a man face and then wine out him waist pon stage!? Lmao. D'Angel you were right what happens at Shades don't stay there cause see mi a tell everybody yuh business!

Sex appeal

Kudos mama you rocked the stage just like that black lace outfit and and red hair. Aahhh boy I tell you that girl don't have much hour glass action going on but her sex appeal on fleek!

Hey mi tell yuh Jamaican people entertaining? The girl who win is two person bring her onstage enuh! Man the crowd loved that contestant, as soon as the second and first runner-up was called the crowd was shouting "Rihanna! Rihanna!" So you know if she didn't win the judges would have had to flee the scene. She was a favourite and she did her research and put in the work. So all hail the Shades queen Lady Rihanna! Lol! And yes congrats to Ms Dimples and Ms Honey!

Event ended at 5:45 a.m. and it was still full so you can imagine that the crowd really enjoyed themselves as did I!

Mi people tek care a unuh self. If you can't be good, live good! Bless!